Today the earth cracked

hi and today I found a couple of old stories that I wrote. This is number one.

Today the earth cracked I know it sounds crazy but it did, you see it all began when a strange figure appeared in our town he was following EVERYBODY and when I say everybody I mean everybody seriously he is a creep I think. but one day he did something despicably bad he went around town with a mask and a gun and threatened everyone that he was going to shoot them. Then after that he went to our local bank and asked for money but the bankers wouldn't give him any so the One simple to  thing to do was shoot him so he did and after all the other despicable things he did he hid. The next day he went to the prison on the sea to find his so called brothers and sisters so he (borrowed) stole a jet boat from a man that was working out. It turned out that this guy was a lifeguard and he ran and swam after him and yelled loudly hey stop but he wouldn't stop so the most logical thing for the lifeguard to do was swim to the prison and get his boat and of course that's what he did but he didn't get far before he was stung by a jellyfish legs bitten off by a shark and and gobbled up by moby dick. The strange figure looked behind and murmured I thought he was a lifeguard and he couldn't even guard himself. So the next day came and the strange figure had all his so called brothers and sisters and they found a digger, and since the people of queens town where so mean and threw rotten tomatoes at him he dug up the ground and laughed he fell down the big crack the people laughed at him soon they all fell down and the earth fell in half and it caused a chain reaction that destroyed all the planets in the milky way blah blah blah and the milky way caused a chain reaction that exploded the other systems around the universe blah blah blah. The end.